A couple things...

Though I may say it in a jovial manner, the following statements are not made without context:

• You need to let me know if you have any proprietary software needing special attention.
• Your machine was more thoroughly infected than Akira, you shouldn't want to recover it, you should want to burn it.
• A moist fit tart lobbing cutlery at you from a lake is no basis of government.
• I've heard quieter airplane engines.